lmx_v3point3: (burn notice 'not again')
2012-01-10 10:12 am
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Uh Oh

Dear Brain,

I see that research into cocaine use and APD you have open, and I'm smart enough to put two and two together. Stop thinking about writing Sherlock fic.

Thanks,
Your job hunting pal.
lmx_v3point3: (burn notice sadfaic)
2011-12-01 11:38 pm

Ack

What is it about your brain leaking out through your nose (aka a cold) that makes thinking so damn hard? I've had three fic files open on my computer all day, and I haven't touched any of them. It's DECEMBER DAMNIT, these fics needs to be FINISHED ALREADY. *head desk*

PS: Please don't reply with sympathy. Only ass-kicking allowed.
lmx_v3point3: (criminalminds reid hasthinkythoughts)
2011-10-18 10:30 am

Ideas are hard

I hate that point, right at the start of a piece of work that has a deadline, where your brain goes... 'Ideas you say? Nope, none of those here...'

*sigh*

Meanwhile, 101 fics stand unfinished and I feel like a muppet for taking on another piece of work.

Dear Everyone who is expecting fic from me, or who has helped me with fic and then wondered where the final product has gone,

I will get there. I promise.

LMX
lmx_v3point3: (naruto kakairu pentapus)
2011-09-14 02:45 pm

Old Fic

So meeting with an old friend made me remember how much I miss Naruto fandom (and canon, I'm way behind) and how I had this truly epic naruto fic planned out, following Kakashi from when he was a baby up to early Team 7 years, including Kakashi and Gai as ANBU, Gai woo-ing a young Iruka, and how Gai's behaviour in canon is all manifestations of PTSD issues and he was only really relaxed and able to speak normally while he was at home with Iruka, and Kakashi's mask covered a seal that was compensating for injuries sustained during his chuunin exams (because a six year old doesn't go into competitions that brutal during war time - when everyone is likely to be behaving just a little more aggressively - without getting hurt.)

*sigh* I've got to stop planning out fics that are too big to ever be feasibly written. I wrote up so much of it, but it was never going to come together into something cohesive.

I suck at long!fics. Case in point: 'that' fic.
lmx_v3point3: (life or something like it "real cowboys")
2011-08-26 10:08 pm

Gah

Why oh why oh why does my brain fail so hard?

After awesome prompts, several of which I am a couple of hundred words into but far from finishing, my brain has decided to drop everything and obsess over some bit of crappy were!fic fluff that I never intended to write in the first place. GAH!

Dear lovely people who prompted and have helped me develop plans for awesome things - I will get to your fics, but possibly when I have more time to focus on them. I'm always worried about the quantity vs quality phenomena, and the prompted fics are ones I want to be quality-leaning rather than 'oh god I've got to write another 20 points worth of fic before the 30th'. (leading to 'oh god, what was LMX thinking when this got written?)

Apologies for the blah, just to let you know why some of the prompted things aren't appearing.



PS: Cowboys vs Aliens ROCKS SO HARD. But I'm going to go to sleep giggling to the image of Daniel Craig trying to do rising trot in an American saddle.
lmx_v3point3: (tim minchin "ZOMG NO HANDS!")
2011-08-05 08:09 pm

Con Name (Mark 2)

Holy Shit, guys. You know this? It's the Thomas Crown Affair. *bangs head against wall* Why did it take me this long to realise that!?

It's practically IDENTICAL to what I'm trying to write!
lmx_v3point3: (castle ruin my story reema_patel)
2011-08-03 09:00 am

Con Name

Looking for a book or film in which the law-enforcement style (or any other perceived 'good guy' role) bod either turns out to be or gets talked into becoming a criminal. Something with a snappy name I can use as a con name.

I'm sure I should know at least one, but in traditional style my mind has gone blank.

Debating maybe 'Dead Presidents'?

Help?
lmx_v3point3: (leverage team hitter leverageland)
2011-08-01 06:48 pm

Carnival Job fic in progress... loading...

So there's this fic, in my head, only theres three possibilities. So this is going to be a 'roll the dice' fic, based on the following polls.

[Poll #1766163]
lmx_v3point3: (Angel lindsey evil hand has a message)
2011-06-08 04:52 pm
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Braiiiins...

Mine appears to have gone somewhere far far away.

Dear Brain,

Lindsey will not be calling Eliot a tosser, because Lindsey is AMERICAN. Lindsey does not use words like tosser, knickers, arse or twat.

Yours sinc.,

Your muse.
lmx_v3point3: (naruto Whaaaaa? sakura)
2011-06-05 12:43 am

Brain Fail of LOL

Just re-read what I had written for Eliot's character bio for this spin off thing and realised I had written "His loyalty to Moreau, forged in the heat of battle..."

Accidental Xena quote for the FAIL.
lmx_v3point3: (dollhouse "home" victor sierra)
2011-05-02 06:18 pm

Identify the Amnesiac Poll

So I have a plan for an amnesiac fic, but I don't know who the person is yet. I have a general image (from behind... Don't ask) so I know the individual is white, has dark brown/black hair, and is not heavily built (that last has wiped out a couple of the more obvious people - Eliot, Scott Summers, Tim Riggins, Paul Ballard, Daddy Winchester). I have the inkling of some pre-existing mental health issues (which by no means excludes any fanon character ever), but the amnesia was caused by head injuries suffered in an attack which took place in the backstreets of Rome.

I'm sure I've missed some really obvious people off the list. I'll happily take most fandoms, so long as I've seen it before, but if it's one I don't know well I might cross it over with something I know better.


[Poll #1737215]
lmx_v3point3: (dollhouse echo "dispair")
2011-04-29 10:31 am

I wish my brain worked

Totally wrote an amnesia fic in my head last night (I love lucid dreaming), only problem is I never saw the amnesiac's face... So I don't know who they are either. I don't even have a fandom, because people from all my other fandoms kept appearing and there was an inkling of recognition for all of them, but none of them recognised him. (There's a posibility the character was supposed to be me, but that would suck, so I'm ignoring that option for now)

So the question is, do I arbitrarily asign someone to the role, do I write it out until my brain works it out, or do I get you guys to pick someone?

I'm debating an amnesia meme - where I give you everything I know about the character and you can vote on who you think it is.

Or it could be like one of those multiple choice stories - does anyone remember those? That's actually quite tempting...
lmx_v3point3: (team angel liam alexander)
2011-04-27 06:59 pm

Whedonland Big Bang - Note

I have just realised I've written about 40 points more fic than I actually need for the Big Bang.

I FAIL. HUGELY.

So I think I should probably finish it all, and then go through and work out what the weaker bits are so that I can switch them out. I might de-point the icons also, because while some of them are pretty, they're not great - I've never been an artist.

*Ponders which bits of fic to withdraw*
lmx_v3point3: (nate ford leverage the_windowbird)
2011-03-09 10:52 pm

Decided

I have decided that the second part (at least, preferably the third part and epilogue too) of 'Taking Care' WILL be done in time for the close of THIS YEAR's Leverage Exchange. I'm well aware that this is a whole year after it was due in. [livejournal.com profile] carinascott, I'm so, so sorry.

The minute my viva (and the obligatory post-viva 'celebration', which I'm almost dreading more - seriously world, compulsory social interaction after the worst couple of hours of my life?) is done, whether I failed or not (jibbers) I *will* be writing. Whether my brain agrees with this or not.
lmx_v3point3: (11th Doctor Long day Dr Who)
2011-02-09 10:52 pm

Viva Date

I have a viva date. This thought makes me want to curl up in a little ball somewhere and not move for a couple of months.

Unforuntately, because I am a moron, I decided my life wasn't interested enough and took on a part time research project and a part time climbing instruction job while I was 'waiting for my viva'. Not really thinking about the concept that I have 164 references to re-read and all of chemistry, biology and medicine that my panel could potentially quiz me on.


Fuck.


Fic currently on my ignored whiteboard: )