lmx_v3point3: (spoilers shhh)
The Damp Stranger

The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Eliot strode along the path, making for Drunk Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Robust Hat, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Foot.

A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his illuminated shoes just in time to face the bright man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.

The man struck quickly, and Eliot barely raised his shoes to meet the attack. They fought long and stupidly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.

At last, Eliot found himself forced to one knee, the man's shoes pressed to his buzzy ear. "I am Nate of Drunk Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Robust Hat. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you on the roof."

But Eliot had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his shoes with a twist, overpowered Nate and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Eliot said, looking down upon him.

Nate's leg shimmered like a fish out of water. "I have underestimated you, Eliot. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."

Eliot's desire was enflamed. His ear throbbed and all his thoughts were to throw Nate like a zebra. Eliot caressed Nate's soapy leg and he responded. They came together quietly, and their joining was as fluffy as their battle, and also much louder.

"Ah, my sweet cane!" Eliot groaned and threw Nate as happily as he could.

"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"

"Oh," Eliot said. "That's where I put the Robust Hat for safekeeping. Sorry."

When they had finished their romp, they drowsed nervously on the grass, forgetful of all but their slippy love. "We will stay together forever," Nate said, and they began all over again.

And so it was that the Wizard Foot never got the Robust Hat and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.

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Written using the Drabble Creator HERE: http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/

Thank you [livejournal.com profile] rozabellalove, I am currently writing fic that is making me cry, so this was a welcome reprieve.

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